choke

About me:
At the age of 7 i lost both my legs in a shark attack. At 12 my mother left me on the side of the road. I met woody at this point. He saved my life. I was forced to join the circus as the "legless wonderboy" for pennies a day. The tips were good though... not to mention the relationships i built with the animals. By the time i reached 18 i was a self-made millionaire. I saved every cent i had. I had a new surgery and got my legs back! 24 came and went and in that year i became a undercover secret agent dude. During this time i also finished up school and passed the bar beginning my law career. 6 months later i was shot 15 times by a disgruntled client and his gang of thugs. THey tried to kill me but i lived!!!!! My lifes been crazy so far to say the least. Its my life though and someone has to do it. For everything else, thats why i carry food, water, pencil, a 15" Apple Mac Book Pro , Quadband AT&T iPhone, Indian casino chips, "milk," inflateable raft, cheese, mercury thermometer, C543 Ant-aricraft rocket launcher, pooper scooper, generic orange soda, a two headed stuffed horse, rubber bouncy balls, and my camera.